Danger Zone (Monday, December 8, 1997 -Segment 4)

CNWF²
DANGER ZONE!!
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Gainsville, Georgia
Georgia Mountains Center
Monday, December 8, 1997
Time: 11:00:00 p.m. {Fourth Segment}
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{cut to shot of commentary table}
Lex Victor, Slick Nicholas, and Frenchie Parker are still the commentators on hand.

{commentary}
Lex Victor: Well, that was quite a first hour of Danger Zone.

Slick Nicholas: I just think it's about time you got off your ass and signed a two hour Danger Zone for once instead of the one hour crap you have been doing for so long. I still don't think this show has been all it could be. I think you heard what I had to say about that on Friday Ride.

Lex Victor: Yeah, Slick, and I really don't care. I already planned on selling the CNWF² channel anyway.

Slick Nicholas: Yeah, yeah. You know, it's a high price to pay for something that some wrestlers just use as a toy when they should be working out. Everyone getting all hammed up and stuff over something that actually gets very low ratings. Not many people can handle that channel all day long. That's why Danger Zone isn't only shown on that channel. Besides, there aren't many cable networks that want the CNWF² channel on it with all that filth circulating around on it.

Frenchie Parker: Yeah, Slick. It just isn't what I would consider good family entertainment. I wonder if the kids would like "Iron Man" Jeff Beam, Da SuPerFan, or even the Backbreaker so much if most of them had access to the CNWF² channel.

Lex Victor: I think CNWF² broadcasting would be boycotted everywhere if most people saw what goes on with that channel. It's going to be great to be rid of that thing.

Slick Nicholas: Good going, Lex. It's about time you have done something right. But anyway, I have a question... why didn't you sign a Television Title match this Monday? I mean the belt is supposed to be defended -every- Monday on Danger Zone! Are you trying to strip Mushroom Head of the belt by having him violate that rule?

Lex Victor: Well, there isn't much I can do about it when there aren't any ready contenders to fight him for the belt... wait... what's this?

{cut to shot of the ring}
It appears as if the Mighty Mushroom Head is in the ring with the World Television Title slung over his shoulder. The audience is booing loudly.

{ring}
The Mighty Mushroom Head: Alright, Lex! I know what you're trying to pull here! You're trying to strip me of my Television Title, huh Lex? Well, that's just too bad! I am not going to sit around here and let you do this to me! I won this belt fair and square! Now, there's no way I am forfeiting on account of me not defending this belt on Danger Zone! So what I want is a wrestler with some -balls- to come out here and fight me! I want someone with some guts... I don't care -who- you are. As long as you have the "juevos" to step in the ring with the Mighty Mushroom Head and you are a licensed wrestler, step in the damn ring!

{arena}
The people in the audience are booing loudly as he makes the proclamation. No one comes out of the locker room. The audience starts chanting "Frenchie! Frenchie! Frenchie!"

{commentary}
Slick Nicholas: Do it, Frenchie.

{cut to shot of the commentary table}
Frenchie Parker appears to have been caught off guard.

{commentary}
Frenchie Parker: Do what?

Slick Nicholas: Get in the God(CENSORED) ring! The fans want it!

Frenchie Parker: Lex?

Lex Victor: Well, I can't stop you, Frenchie. Here's your big chance at fame here. You could win the Television Title here tonight! If you want to give it a try, go right on ahead.

Frenchie Parker: {gulps} Alright Lex! I'll do it!

{cut to ringside shot facing the commentary table}
Frenchie Parker gets up and walks over to the ring.

{cut to shot of the ring}
Mushroom Head seems to be a little disappointed. Not disgusted, but it seems he doesn't want to fight Frenchie Parker. He hands the Television belt to the referee.

{ring}
The Mighty Mushroom Head: So, Lex, you're going to give me the man you held back in the CNWF² to fight me? How sweet! Everyone knows that Frenchie Parker could have been the best damn wrestler in CNWF² history. He had the looks. He had the talent. He's the best technical wrestler the world has ever seen... but you wasted him, Lex. You had this man go out there and job to men like the ANVIL and Dominator of Destruction.

{commentary}
Slick Nicholas: Whoa, Lex! That's gotta hurt! Can't you stop him?

Lex Victor: I can't. This is live television.

Slick Nicholas: Good! Because what he is saying is absolutely true!

Lex Victor: Well, Frenchie was the one that couldn't get the job done in the ring. It's not my fault.

Slick Nicholas: Of course it's your fault, Lex! You're the president!

{ring}
The Mighty Mushroom Head: There is no denying this man's talent. So you know what? Since you're the only man who is man enough to face me in the ring... I'll give you the shot.

{arena}
The crowd cheers wildly as Mushroom Head makes the announcement.

{ring}
The Mighty Mushroom Head: Now Frenchie, this is only a match out of respect. I don't plan to go easy on you one bit. So if you accept, fine. All you have to do is shake my hand. How about it?

Mushroom Head extends his hand and Frenchie Parker accepts it as the fans cheer. The referee rings calls for the bell and the match begins.

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The Mighty Mushroom Head Frenchie Parker
6'-4", 238 lbs — 6'-2", 228 lbs
(One Fall Singles Match for the World Television Championship)

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{commentary}
Slick Nicholas: There they are circling eachother in the ring. Frenchie seems a bit apprehensive. Lex, do you think Frenchie will apply the dreaded "French Class" crossface sleeperhold?

Lex Victor: Well, I don't know... oh man! There's the Yakuza kick already from 'Shroom! This match is history! One! Two! Three!

Slick Nicholas: Lex, you know what you really wanted to call that maneuver.

{ring}
The referee raises 'Shroom's arm in victory, then Mushroom goes over and helps Frenchie Parker back up to his feet. When Parker is standing once again he seems to be saying something to him. Parker, however, swings out with a stiff right hand shot to the jaw knocking 'Shroom to the canvas. 'Shroom isn't down for long, but he is mad. He then walks up to Frenchie and starts yelling something at him. This time Parker nods, then leaves the ring. 'Shroom then leaves the ring after getting his belt back from the timekeeper.

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The Mighty Mushroom Head by Pin Via "'Shroom Kick" and Still CNWF² World Television Champion

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{cut to shot of the commentary table}
Frenchie Parker is taking his seat once again and puts his headset back on. He seems a bit mad.

{commentary}
Lex Victor: Well, Frenchie, you tried.

Frenchie Parker: {not sounding like the pansy he normally does, yet still not very masculine} Lex, you've been holding me back since day one, haven't you?

Lex Victor: Hu...

Frenchie Parker: -Haven't you-!

Lex Victor: Listen, Frenchie! You were never marketable as a wrestler so how the heck could I do anything for you?

Frenchie Parker: Now I'm not marketable? How about you having your very own wrestling match on your own Pay Per View? How's that for trying to market an unmarketable person like yourself?

Lex Victor: Well, wait until you see what I do to Alejandro in that ring!

Frenchie Parker: No, no, Lex! You held me back, and now you are thinking of ways to market yourself? You have never had any wrestling experience whatsoever, and you are going to go out there and put on a four star match that is going to have us begging you to step in the ring again? You and your five foot eight, one-hundred and ten pound body? I don't think so! If you can do that for yourself, you could do ten times more for me. The fans love me, Lex! You know when you go out there on Sunday that everyone is going to want to see Alejandro whip your ass! And he's actually had wrestling lessons! He's been in the rings of Mexico! But we already know the outcome of this match. Big bad Lexy-pooh is going to mop the mat with him simply because he is the president of the CyberNetic Wrestling Federation! What kind of crap is this?

Lex Victor: Listen, Frenchie. Now is -not- the time. We have a show to do!

Frenchie Parker: You're not changing the subject that easily...

Slick Nicholas: {cutting in} Oh yes he is. I have heard about all I want to here. This is a wrestling show and we are supposed to be sticking to -wrestling-... not this other crap. Settle it on your own time! I have to admit, though, that Frenchie has a point!

Lex Victor: Ryan "Da Bastich" Morris versus John Donley. This should be one to remember... yeah right.

Slick Nicholas: Bastich showed up a little late in workouts today. Donley was well prepared, though. We may see Donley bear his teeth tonight.

{cut to shot of the walkway}
Fireworks go off as the word "Danger" is heard over the public address system. Then "The Perfect Drug" by Nine Inch Nails begins playing as Ryan Morris steps into the arena. Morris isn't a very tall man, but he is fairly well built. He has no noticeable tan. There is a modest amount of cheering for him as he makes his way to the ring.

{cut to shot of the ring}
Morris rolls into the ring under the bottom rope and waits for his opponent.

{commentary}
Lex Victor: Well, there's Ryan Morris.

Frenchie Parker: That's another guy you have been holding back, Lex.

Slick Nicholas: Morris is the kind of guy that I am not too sure deserves not to be held back. He's getting what's coming to him in my opinion.

Lex Victor: He's been trying, though. You have to give him credit for that at least.

{cut to shot of the walkway}
No one is walking out as of yet.

{ring}
Ring Announcer: And his opponent, from Los Angeles, California; weighing two-hundred eighty-seven pounds... John Donley!

{walkway}
Donley walks to the ring as the fans react mildly to him. Donley is a fairly tall, beefy looking man. Not fat in any way, just beefy.

{cut to shot of the ring}
Donley steps through the ropes and enters the ring waiting for the match to begin. The referee calls for the bell to be rung and the match begins.

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Ryan "Da Bastich" Morris vs John Donley
5'-11", 230 lbs — 6'-4", 287 lbs
(One Fall Singles Match)

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{ring}
Ryan "Da Bastich" Morris and John Donley lock up right at the beginning. Donley throws Morris to the canvas, then drops an elbow on him. He then gets back up and drops yet another elbow on him for good measure, then goes for a cover. He only gets a one count from this attempt. Donley decides to pick up Morris and smash his face into a turnbuckle. After that, he turns him around and starts landing blow after blow on his chest and midsection. Then he delivers a thunderous backhand chop to the face, then belly to belly suplexes him out of the corner. The audience is cheering at this.

{commentary}
Frenchie Parker: Donley is showing he really knows what he is doing in the ring! He's one heck of a brawler!

Slick Nicholas: For a brawler he really knows how to stick to his game.

Lex Victor: Donley is waiting for Bastich to get up. Morris is up now... ooh! A slap to the face! Oh man! Donley just knocked Morris down to the canvas! He's now pummeling him while he's down! Look at that!

{ring}
Donley is pummeling away at Morris, but he suddenly slips out of the way, then takes him down with a fireman's carry. Morris then locks on a crossface on Donley to keep him down on the canvas and take the steam out of him.

{commentary}
Frenchie Parker: Good move there by Morris! You have to keep that big Donley off of his vertical base.

Slick Nicholas: That is if you are interested in winning this match! Donley just can't be beat as long as he's on his feet it seems.

Lex Victor: Well, Donley isn't going to be grounded for long by a cross face and he's already getting back up.

{ring}
Donley is back on his feet once again, but Morris is smart enough to let go of the hold at this time. He then grabs him at his side and executes a back suplex on Donley to keep him down. Morris now locks on a figure four which really begins to hurt Donley.

{commentary}
Frenchie Parker: Look at that! It looks like Morris has figured out what to do... with a Figure Four!

Slick Nicholas: I wouldn't get too excited, Parker. Donley is too close to the ropes.

Lex Victor: Donley just grabbed the ropes there. The referee has just forced Morris to break the hold. They are both back up once again.

{ring}
Morris sneaks behind Donley and executes a belly to back suplex be surprise. He bridges the maneuver so that it is a pinning predicament.

{commentary}
Lex Victor: Oh wow! Belly to back suplex by Morris! He's got it bridged! One! Two! Three! He got him!

Slick Nicholas: I don't know if you can call it an upset or what... I thought niether of these guys were going to win!

{ring}
Morris is celebrating in the ring as he is declared the winner of the match. He then leaves the ring.

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Ryan "Da Bastich" Morris by Pin Via Belly to Back Suplex

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{cut to shot of the commentary table}
Lex Victor: I don't think I'll ever make this mistake again.

Frenchie Parker: What's that?

Lex Victor: Sign so many no names to a Danger Zone show. I figured I would give some newbies a break... but look what happens! Just how many of them really seemed to put their heart and soul into their matches?

Frenchie Parker: Um....

Lex Victor: Exactly. None of them. So that's how it is. I will at least sign some people who want to be on Danger Zone to fight these guys to at least put on an entertaining show. I have to say I have been bored with every single match tonight!

Slick Nicholas: You're not the only one, Lex. About the only one that was actually interesting was Donovan fighting Suicide. Everything else was nothing. I don't think the Maverick fighting Morpheus is going to be much more entertaining either. Morpheus has no showed for every single match he has had in the CNWF²! He's finally here tonight, but I don't expect much out of this one.

Lex Victor: Well, that's coming up after the commercial break. Knowing how short that one is going to be, we will definitely be seeing the main event before the end of the next commercial break after this one. Anyway, it's time for the commercial break, so don't go away!
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|s {Commercial Break} |
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